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this is a learning experience i did not consent to [PRE-ORDER]

this is a learning experience i did not consent to [PRE-ORDER]

R 500.00 ZAR
R 500.00 ZAR R 500.00 ZAR
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PRE-ORDER - Shirts start shipping 1 June 2026. Order now to secure your size!

Life has enrolled you in another module without asking. You didn't sign up. The curriculum is brutal. There is no drop date. Take notes.

The shirt
180gsm premium heavyweight cotton. Not the tissue-thin stuff everyone else passes off as a tee. The kind that holds its shape, doesn't go see-through after three washes, and actually feels like something when you put it on.

Black. White vinyl text. Unisex fit - not trying to be slim, not trying to be oversized. Just fits like a shirt should.

Because if you're going to wear something that says what you actually think, it should at least be built to last.

Sizes: S - 5XL

Made in South Africa. Ships nationwide via Pargo, Pudo, pickup or home delivery.

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