1 3

deadpan

i can't believe this is still my problem [PRE-ORDER]

i can't believe this is still my problem [PRE-ORDER]

R 500.00 ZAR
R 500.00 ZAR R 500.00 ZAR
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Size

PRE-ORDER - Shirts start shipping 1 June 2026. Order now to secure your size!

And yet. Here it is. Still yours. Still unresolved. Still somehow your department. The audacity of this problem is genuinely impressive.

The shirt
180gsm premium heavyweight cotton. Not the tissue-thin stuff everyone else passes off as a tee. The kind that holds its shape, doesn't go see-through after three washes, and actually feels like something when you put it on.

Black. White vinyl text. Unisex fit - not trying to be slim, not trying to be oversized. Just fits like a shirt should.

Because if you're going to wear something that says what you actually think, it should at least be built to last.

Sizes: S - 5XL

Made in South Africa. Ships nationwide via Pargo, Pudo, pickup or home delivery.

View full details