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don't be a richard [PRE-ORDER]

don't be a richard [PRE-ORDER]

Regular price R 500.00 ZAR
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PRE-ORDER - Shirts start shipping 1 June 2026. Order now to secure your size!

For the Richards in your life. And for you, as a reminder. You know exactly what it means. So do they.

The shirt
180gsm premium heavyweight cotton. Not the tissue-thin stuff everyone else passes off as a tee. The kind that holds its shape, doesn't go see-through after three washes, and actually feels like something when you put it on.

Black. White vinyl text. Unisex fit - not trying to be slim, not trying to be oversized. Just fits like a shirt should.

Because if you're going to wear something that says what you actually think, it should at least be built to last.

Sizes: S - 5XL

Made in South Africa. Ships nationwide via Pargo, Pudo, pickup or home delivery.

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